tastefullyoffensive:

[@wstonesoxfordst/via]

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: shmurdapunk, via indie-elephant)

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via sempiternal-vicissitude)

lasfloresdemayo:

drug-warrior:

thisisbully:

faceyourshut:

omg this made me so happy

*faints* *dies*

This is so cute his face is priceless

This is making me want to cry

(Source: sizvideos)

lasfloresdemayo:

Pablo Neruda and Gabriel García Márquez will forever be my favorite writers

dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
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(via livinginthe-gardenofevil)

"   Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have our tea first?   "
Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie (via quotes-for-reference)

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