my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
(Source: shmurdapunk, via indie-elephant)
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
(Source: flourei, via sempiternal-vicissitude)
omg this made me so happy
This is so cute his face is priceless
This is making me want to cry
Pablo Neruda and Gabriel García Márquez will forever be my favorite writers
accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
" Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have our tea first? "
Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie (via quotes-for-reference)